Hyperspaze and the Jump Lanes

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Hyperspaze and the Jump Lanes are a musical group idolized by many in the SW-Fans Star Wars universe, including Hayes Muirso.


The Jump Lanes
  • Hilor ‘Figgs’ Figgsen - Lead Vocals, Guitar
  • Jenny Taylor - Lead Guitar
  • Joe Sanderson - Drums
  • Mihael Darkon - Guitar, Synthesizer
  • Tito Byzanco - Bass Guitar
Hyperspaze Thanks...
First we'd like to thank our AMAZING fans for their continued support. We are humbled and speechless by the amount of fan mail we still receive, these fifteen years since Tank:Overload was released! Secondly we thank our families for putting up with us, and the Universal Spirit for making this all possible in the grand scheme of things.
Hyperspaze News
Spaced Out And Spasmolytic is out in stores near you! We were nervous about re-entering the music scene after so many years, but the response of our fans has been most gratifying! THANK YOU!



Its been twelve years since our last tour and we'd love to bash about the galaxy for ANOTHER - yes we said it! Nothing in the works yet, but keep your eyes peeled for news from our label!

Albums
  • Jump Lane
  • Licking Grandpa For Pennies
  • The Devious Art Of ...
  • Another Round Of Bitter
  • Tank: Overload
  • Spaced Out And Spasmolytic
Guestbook

OMFG I love the Jump Lanes! I have all their albums ~Hayes Muirso


Another Round of Bitter is by far the best ever - JUMP LANES FOREVER (reunion tour soon pleeeeeese??) ~ NO1Fan


You are smoking spice NO1Fan, ARoB is great but NOT the best they put out... try LGfP ~URcrazee


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Timeline of group events:

  • Year -23

Hilor ‘Figgs’ Figgsen founds Hyperspaze and the Jump Lanes, a musical group who will go on to become one of the biggest in the whole galaxy. They release their first album Jump Lane.

  • Year -22

Following the success of Jump Lane, Licking Grandpa For Pennies is released by Hyperspaze and the Jump Lanes.

  • Year -21

Jimmy Marks leaves the Jump Lanes and the production of their third album is put at a total standstill while the band members audition to find a new lead guitarist.

  • Year -20

Jenny Taylor joins the Jump Lanes line up, and production of the third album, speculated to be called Bitter, begins once more.

  • Year -19

The third and least selling album by the Jump Lanes, The Devious Art Of ..., hits the shops and causes almost certain bankruptcy for the band members, in part due to the total inconsistency of the music on the record. Press point the finger at the bands front man, accusing him of turning the album into nothing more than a bitter jab at Jimmy Marks for leaving them at such a crucial stage.

  • Year -17

After two years of nothing, the Jump Lanes make a triumphant comeback with the astounding Another Round Of Bitter, which becomes an instant cult classic and a favorite among students. The name of the album was an ironic poke at the press for the publicity given to the previous album.

  • Year -10

Tank: Overload, the much anticipated fifth album of the Jump Lanes is released, many fans are put off by its morbid themes - sparked by the death of founder Hilor Figgsens father.

  • Year 4

Spaced Out And Spasmolytic hails a welcome return to the glory days of the Jump Lanes, with a host of upbeat new tunes and some reworkings of old tracks to satisfy the still hungry fans.